NASA sent a new ultra-modern and expensive space probe to Mars again. The mission of the space probe was to search for the availability of water on the Red Planet, no matter how microscopic it might be. Unfortunately, upon landing, contact with the space probe was lost. During further analysis of the photos it was discovered that the space probe had fallen into a huge puddle. The mud had destroyed the complicated and delicate electronics of the device. A NASA spokesperson stated that although they had lost a space probe worth $ 2 billion, they were satisfied that they had unconditionally proved that there was water on Mars.
After many years of effort, scientists have finally read the inscription on the column of the temple of Abu Simbel in Egypt. For many years, historians had hoped that this inscription would give them invaluable information about the unknown dark century when the New Kingdom switched to the Old Kingdom. The literal translation of the inscription reads: “Oo-oh Hemyanu! When will you return my three sacks of wheat, idiot! Half the town sleeps with your wife. The other half does not sleep, because they are women and children. And me I’ve slept too. Don’t you believe me? Your wife has a large mole on her left hip. Do you believe me now? Give me my wheat, squit!
After reading the inscription, two archaeologists, dedicated their entire lives to it, have committed suicide.
Silvester Stallone began filming his new movie: Rocky No.16. The film will tell about Rocky, now elderly, beating old Dolph Lundgren to death with a cane.